"Enough of this soft-serve bullsh*t!"

Sony Pictures / Marvel Studios
"Enough of this soft-serve bullsh*t!"

"You're a sexual astronaut just exploring the outer limits of experience."

"When you piss off the Hammer, everyone's a nail."

"I don't have time for your cowboy haikus right now."

"It was a song of all the promises I failed to keep."

"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."

"Why don't we keep it loose and freaky?"

"We love a contentious environment!"

"I see something eating at you."

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"Your life will be your revenge."

"Want to go on like five hundred dates with me?"

"The age of toys is over!"

"The rejection of this understanding is leading to our extinction."

"The universe shall quake in my shadow!"

"Maybe we can be alone together."

"It's every place that ever was."

"I want to find out what plants sense."

"We'll take out every bad guy in your deck of cards."

"Now's not the time for nuance!"

