"I don't have time for your cowboy haikus right now."

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"I don't have time for your cowboy haikus right now."

"I see something eating at you."

"The only way out is through."

"Maybe we can be alone together."

"We'll take out every bad guy in your deck of cards."

"You ruined my life so pretty."

"She has appalling taste in interior design."

"Empires can be shattered."

"Let's take it to the limit one more time."

"Let your misery drive the bus."

"Neon signs glowed like a sea of flowers."

"This is gonna be a copyright nightmare!"

"When things go terribly wrong, people want to know why God let it happen."

"It’s like a zoo, but the animals got out."

"Once you kill a man for revange, there's no going back."

"Our lives are the sum of our choices."

"I see To Catch a Predator as trying to make a public service entertaining."

"I rarely get asked to do [racism] p*rn."UBC—(March 13, 2025) Talented mononymous Nigerian-American late night comedian/interviewer and Black Friend author Ziwe (Fumudoh) brought her stylishly hilarious insights to the Chan Centre for the Performing Arts as part of the 2025 Phil Lind Initiative's accidentally hyper topical ongoing speaker series on the politics of What It Means to Be "American": Navigating Identity in a Changing Nation.
"Like the measels, he's back in a big way!"

"I wasn't gonna mention the whole fifty-first state thing."UBC—(February 27, 2025) Award-winning Egyptian-American stand-up comedian, actor, screenwriter, and director Ramy Youssef casually captivated a full audience inside the Chan Centre for the Performing Arts as part of the 2025 Phil Lind Initiative's second-year speaker series, discussing the topic of What It Means to Be "American": Navigating Identity in a Changing Nation.
