"Once the pool is gone, it'll be too late."

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"Once the pool is gone, it'll be too late."

"Would you like to take a ride on my time machine?"

"I have an aptitude for devotion."

"We will publish or perish together!"

"It prevents the moon from crashing to the Earth."

"Deservedness is not a requisite for forgiveness."

"This is like the homosexual version of the Make-A-Wish Foundation!"

"Everything's looking real prosperous around here."

"Bad times don't last but bad guys do!"

"Queer theory takes the joy out of being gay!"

"I want to talk to you without speaking."

"I want a new skin."

"The plan is simple. We stay out of people's hair and do favours for them if they ask."

"Do you want me to try?"

"I expect her to come for you again."

"This isn't the Midnight Realm! It's just the suburbs."

"Decimate that little bitch!"

"I've never been anywhere but here."

"Tomorrow can wait a day."

"Playgrounds would be made entirely of mushrooms!"South Granville—Celebrated Australian-born and raised (now Toronto and Los Angeles-based) queer/trans playwright Sunny Drake undertook his ambitious Child-ish project to painstakingly document the real-life thoughts and feelings of forty-one different Toronto area children (ages 5 to 12). First adapted into a fun four-episode web series, it's now been translated into a feel-good live theatrical meta-adaptation of his findings into a thoroughly amusing stage play presented by Pacific Theatre in its world premiere, starring grown-ups as composite characters drawn from his exhaustive pool of interviewed kids and very much made for adult audiences.
